Some answers from gods on the Internet for your enjoyment

We have collected some amazing answers from netizens here for everyone’s enjoyment!

How to increase the probability of finding a girlfriend?

When you don't have a girlfriend, your main worry is "not having a girlfriend." After you have a girlfriend, she becomes the source of worry.

A good-looking girl who loves taking selfies almost never posts photos in her circle of friends. Why?

Maybe you don’t belong to the group where you see her posting selfies frequently.

What's the difference between being mean and being cute?

Not pretty.

Why do many college students say that the knowledge they learned in college is useless after graduation?

Because everyone who uses that knowledge is busy and has no time to talk.

Why is it so difficult to find Chinese people wearing high-end brand clothes being photographed or shopping in daily life?

You wouldn't recognize most of their clothes even if they were wearing them.

Why do some people think that being able to write code is a powerful skill?

Because they can't write!

Why do some people like to say "with all due respect"?

Because he is going to say something unpleasant. . .

I always feel that I am capable of everything and excellent in every aspect, what should I do?

Are you so good that you have a partner?

Why do girls always say "you hit my hair"?

Because you did press her hair.

How can girls not gain muscle easily?

As long as you are a girl, it will be difficult for you to gain muscle! In fact, it is difficult for boys to build muscles. In most cases, girls think they have more muscles, but they are actually all fat!!

Why does China rarely launch foreign aggression, strategy, and war?

From a small piece of the Yellow River Basin to a big rooster now, is it possible to pay for phone calls?

Why are there so many negative comments from netizens after the launch of iPhone 6?

You can cleverly avoid the fact that you have no money to buy it.

Han Han said: "When a girl promises you dinner and a movie, she promises you sex." How do you evaluate this sentence?

This sentence is directed at Han Han. What the girl means is that agreeing to eat with Han Han in the movie means agreeing to go to bed with Han Han. It has nothing to do with ordinary diaosi.

Why does Tmall’s negative review mechanism tend to protect sellers?

Because they paid protection fees...

If two feet are cut off in each generation of chickens, will the chicks be legless after a few generations?

So what happened to the hymen?

What is the best gift to bring to your future girlfriend’s current boyfriend?

Umbrella. The homophone is "san", and the homophone is "three", implying that storm is coming, if you don't lift it, it will be sunny.

Common graffiti in men's restrooms is mostly abusive and sexually suggestive, while graffiti in women's restrooms is mainly riddles and short stories. How do you view the difference between the two?

By the way, I admire my classmates who are familiar with both the men's and women's toilets...

How do civil servants make an annual salary of one million?

The methods for civil servants to earn millions a year have been written into the criminal law. You can check it out if necessary.

What will be the impact of missing one kidney in the human body?

Don't think too much and just enjoy your iPhone.

My precious daughter is 3 years old. She wants something but she doesn’t tell her. She has to ask her and give it to her. Is she suffering from a mental disorder?

Answer: Not to mention three years old, women in their thirties are like this.

What's the most annoying thing about using a bathtub?

After it washes you, you still have to wash it.

What does it mean when a girl gives a frog toy to a boy?

It was probably the most toad-like toy she could buy.

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