There is no VPS information anymore. Let’s update some jokes and coax Baidu.

Xiao Wang has been a useless person all his life, and when he is dying, he longs for someone to praise him.

This obsession moved God, and he sent a doctor to come over and say: You must be sick, it is getting worse.

My little nephew pushed me awake and asked: "Uncle, help me make a sentence using Dragon Boat Festival..."

"What a fool you are! You ruined a good nap!"

"Thank you uncle!"

I laughed so hard when I saw a review of a wireless router: "I would like to give some advice to wireless router manufacturers: It would be better not to use three antennas in future products. Have you ever thought about it, three antennas are like three sticks of incense. Chinese people are more taboo."

Patient: “Doctor, I’ve been losing hair all this time.

Doctor: "It doesn't matter. I won't take it off after a while." "

The patient said worriedly: "It will be all taken off in a while."

Doctor: "Yes, I won't take it off again after taking it off."

I saw a reply online the other day. The poster asked a question: Please tell me the three things you lose most often.

One person in the comments below replied: Face, parents’ face, teacher’s face.

One day I went out to eat with my classmates, and I wanted to joke with the waiter while paying the bill. "Oops, I didn't bring any money with me today."

“You can swipe your card.”

"But I didn't bring the card with me either."

"Then you can wash the dishes."

"Dad, how are you doing lately? How is business at home? Have you eaten? Do you miss me? I think of you often!"

"Remitted"

After so many years, there is always something I don’t understand. Why does Xiao Ming sound like a child, Xiao Zhang and Xiao Wang sound like adults, and Xiao Li... has always been the driver...

The wife asked her husband coquettishly: "Do you like my tenderness, or are you obsessed with my plump figure?" The husband was embarrassed for a while and replied: "I just like your sense of humor!!"

On Christmas Eve night, my seven-year-old niece called me: Uncle, Merry Christmas, my mother told me to call you if I feel aggrieved, and brag about it to others tomorrow, and say that a woman has dated you.

I met a client today, and he said that his surname was Ma, and the wind blows the grass and makes him look like a horse of cattle and sheep. I wasn't happy at that time. Wasn't this a challenge to me? So I said my surname was Tang, Li Shimin's Tang.

A friend went to the hospital to see a doctor. The doctor told him that he couldn't eat this and that he couldn't eat. He complained angrily and said, "You can't eat anything, and you're not going to let anyone live?"

At this time, a buddy next to me said quietly, brother, just be satisfied. The doctor told me, just eat whatever you want...

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