I can't find any information. Let's laugh at the whole joke.

Dad changed his mobile phone number, but I can't remember it. The last number is obviously 6, but I always remember it as 8. Everything else is correct. A month ago, I called him and called him dad when he opened his mouth... The pleasant female voice told me in a friendly manner that I had made the wrong call.

A month later, I dialed the wrong number again. Just as I called Dad, the beautiful female voice sounded again: It's been a month and you haven't found your dad yet?

"Master, why are you nicknamed [Withering]? Is it because of your aloof character or ruthless swordsmanship?"

"It's a sad story."

"Master, please speak."

"That year, my junior sister and I were about to leave the martial arts. Master was testing our kung fu in Peach Garden. The test was about destroying flowers with sword energy. When my junior sister took out her sword from its sheath, twenty flowers instantly withered ten feet away, hence the name. 【Withered Twenty】, and I..."

"Master, can I get a refund for my tuition?"

A certain customer service department received a call from a young man.

Customer Service: Hello, how can I help you~

Guy: Oh, my phone card was eaten by my dog! !

Customer Service: Sir, is this the card you are calling on?

Guy: Yes!

Customer Service: Are you sure it’s this card?

Guy: Yes! !

Customer Service: Mr. Sen, are you talking to me on the phone with your dog in hand?

God, Allah and Buddha came together to argue about who created the universe, and all three said they did it. Since they couldn't convince each other, they decided to find someone to judge.

At this time, Hawking happened to be passing by. They stopped him and said, "You study science. Please tell me who created the universe."

Hawking thought for a while and said: "The universe came from a big bang..."

Allah says: “I said long ago that I did it!”

I went to a company to apply for a job. The boss looked at my resume for a long time but hesitated to speak. I couldn't help but say: Boss, if you have something to say, why don't you just say it! The boss smiled awkwardly and said: Your profession and work experience are very suitable for our company. It’s not that I don’t want to use you, but your resume says that you changed three companies this year. The reason for your resignation was either the company closed down or the boss ran away. , I'm a little panicked...

One day the dormitory aunt ran to a certain dormitory and asked a boy: Do you have a girlfriend?

Boy: No. Why do you ask?

Dormitory manager: My daughter is also from this school. She has a boyfriend recently, and he lives in your dormitory.

Boy (pleased in his heart): Auntie, why do you only ask me?

Director: As long as it’s not you. . .

My brother's name is Aowen, and my name is Aoxuan.

One day when I grew up, I asked my dad: "My brother's name is Aowen, so why am I not called Aowu?"

My dad said: "Actually, your name was Aowu when you were a child. One time you ran out to play and couldn't find you. In order to find you, your mother called your name from the beginning of the village to the end of the village... and then she took you away. The name has been changed.”

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