This may be the last article before the New Year, so it’s still a joke.

1

Suddenly I remembered some moments from college.

Let’s talk about the poorest time at the end of the month.

Everyone in the dormitory has no money.

Everyone skipped school and lay in bed to save energy.

One day, two days,

The counselor came to the dormitory at noon on the third day.

He was very surprised to see us all lying on the bed limply.

Before he could speak, he heard the dormitory boss say slowly, "It's lunch time."

Then he saw everyone swaying out of bed, going to the water room to drink a pass of tap water, and then lying back on the bed.

The counselor went out silently and never came to our dormitory again.

2

I heard about the legendary story of Big Head.

In the winter of 2008, Datou went to Shaoguan to visit some friends.

Passing by a pond, the surface of the pond was covered with a thin layer of ice.

They stood nearby and discussed whether the ice could bear the weight of a person.

At this time, Datou decided to speak out and prove his argument with facts.

He bravely jumped into the pond, waved his hand and said, "No problem, I can still walk. Not only can I walk, I can also jump."

After finishing speaking, I saw the big head sinking from the ice surface to the bottom of the water in slow motion, while the hands were still waving.

His friend was stunned and recorded the wonderful moment.

3

One time I suddenly wanted to go swimming, so I bought a pair of swimming trunks in a small store. Since there were no other colors, I picked red ones.

These fucking swimming trunks actually faded. When I was soaking in the pool, traces of red oozed out from my lower body and rippled in the water.

An uncle swam past me, looked at the red "blood" under my body, and then looked at my naked upper body.

For a moment, his expression was very contradictory.

4

When he was in high school, Datou suddenly believed in Christianity and felt that he was the savior and wanted to make all living beings equal.

There are morning exercises in the morning at school, and Da Tou feels that teachers must also do morning exercises, otherwise it would be unfair.

So I ran directly to negotiate with the principal.

The principal was stunned for a moment and said: Where are you from?

Da Tou said lovingly: I was sent by God to save you.

headmaster:#*&*※@

5

When I was writing this, I was suddenly interrupted because I remembered that the dishes from the day before yesterday had not been washed.

When I was washing the dishes, I accidentally broke a bowl. I ignored it and continued washing. My left hand accidentally scratched the hole. It was injured and bleeding.

Is this hole so sharp?

His right hand crossed again unconvinced, and there was another wound.

So, I thought: If it is so sharp, will it hurt my mouth when eating?

At this time, I became NC and tried it with my mouth, so there was an extra wound on my lip.

I couldn't help but secretly rejoice that I had discovered it, otherwise eating would have been a tragedy.

6

I have a fever.

I felt dizzy and coughing, which made me very unhappy. As a result, we lost a lot of fun, including tobacco, wine, and food.

I can accept the fever, but I hate the cough. I took a lot of medicine and drank several bottles of cough drops, but it didn't get better.

God, help me!

Just when I thought I was about to die, Huang Xuhui called me. It's sad to know the situation.

He said that the last time he had a bad cough, his lungs almost came out. Fortunately, his girlfriend took good care of him. She brought tea and water at night, and coaxed him to sleep with gentle words. In the end, he was so tired that he lay on him and fell asleep, which made him afraid The cough woke her up, and she held it in, and it magically healed her.

Huang Xhui suggested that I try this method.

Although I think it's a bit strange, I also think it's a clever idea.

So I quickly asked him what his girlfriend’s phone number was.

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